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Hedge fund humor

4. A hedge-fund manager gets up at 5 a.m. It takes him 12 minutes to shower, 8 minutes to get dressed, and 20 minutes to eat breakfast. How big is his domestic staff?

You must read all of these!*

*only if you found the above funny [Matt Note]

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4 Responses to “Hedge fund humor”

  1. Eric Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at

    A: What domestic staff? He’s domiciled in Bermuda.

  2. Matt Cipriano Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at

    Ha ha ha… Oh wait… I don’t get it.

  3. Matt F Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at

    Mr. Smith is being investigated by the SEC for insider trading. Calculate the probability of Mr. Smith’s relocation to Dubai.

    85%

    =P

  4. Josh Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at

    I don’t put snarky notes on your dumbass posts!

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