Cheats
There was a time when I would have loved this. I used to come up with fabulous excuses as to why my paper was not in on time, and I am sure that by this point professors must be tired of hearing about crashed computers. In fact the amount of time that excuse has been used probably would lead people to believe that computers are the most unstable machines ever.
Now, instead of claiming your computer crashed you can simply make it seem like you file has been corrupted. File Destructor 2.0 does this job for you beautifully. Just title a file with what ever is appropriate, choose the right file size and the type of document you are suppose to be handing in to your professor or boss and poof, File Destructor creates a new file filled with gibberish and page and column breaks for you to email to your superior and then feign ignorance when they report back that it was corrupted and, if you can, start to cry when you “realize” you have to “rewrite” the entire report.
January 30th, 2008 at
Where was this when I so desperately needed it?
January 30th, 2008 at
I hear ya brother
January 31st, 2008 at
I once bought a discount surge protector and took a ligther to the sockets to make it appear as though it got “fried.” I took the surge protector to my prof the next day, to say my computer with my paper was fried and thus I needed an extension.
Worked like a charm.