Oh, so it was all just a misunderstanding

Channeling Shaggy, former Enron CEO Ken Lay has claimed in a recent speech that “It wasn’t me.”

Lay lays it out.

We’ll see what the court says, Ken.

It’s like this guy never heard of criminal negligence. “I didn’t know my teenaged son was shooting pedestrians from the passenger seat. He used a silencer and I was too busy driving the car.”

Next case, please!

One Response to “Oh, so it was all just a misunderstanding”

  1. Kevin Reifler Says:

    Shaggy? What does Scooby Doo have to say about this?

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